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Coffee with Vivek

I had a call from one of my friend lately, seeking my help. She wanted me to do some modifications in her profile in a matrimonial site. So, she is going to get married and she thinks that I am worth enough to discuss this matter with (:O).

You want me to do this in your profile. So, this is going to be a serious profile. Are you going to get married??

Yes da.. My parents really want me too.. Actually I am not yet sure if I should agree for this right now. I want to be a free bird for some more time, atleast for a year. I want to enjoy my life. What is your opinion about this?

Me!!! (Asif i have married thrice)..

Hmm.. Before I comment on that; what happend to the blue eyed six footer from your office whom you used to fancy?

OH!!! please dont remind me about that.. Its a closed chapter. He got engaged with that stupid micro-mini girl.. :(

So, that is the seventh guy, huh? You know what? You have to be in China. There are a lot of unmarried guys in China . Just show your service records and Chinese government would be glad to give you citizenship and all sort of comforts you need. :P

Poda poda.. Tell me about this.. I seriously need some help..

Hmm.. I dont see anything wrong in going for it. You have no plans for higher education, right? And you are 23 now. And marriage wont happen in a month. It takes time and nowadays people get married 6-7 months after engagement. So, you have the time to enjoy your life and you got this authorized guy to flirt with, what say?

And…..

And??

And, basically you are not so good looking but now you have this charm because of your age.. Deceive some guy before it fades off.. :P

!@#$%^&*()!@#$%^&*()_@#$%^#$%^#$%^^&

Thank you!!

But well, you are right. I think I’ll get enough time before marriage..

Dear friend, you know what?? You really want to get married.. That is what your inner self wants, the outer shell is trying to confuse you with all sort of logics, shoot them.. Think of those romantic poetic lines you used to say in college days. You want to get married.. you want a partner.. dont you think your heart says so.. (:P :b :P :b)

Hmmm…. I think yes…

Thats it.. Go, get married! All the best..

Friend, I dedicate this song to you and your would be.. :)  –  engu ninnu