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Why did the chicken cross the road?

This is one of the toughest questions ever asked. People have been burning their cranium for years for an answer. Many people have added their views about the question and you can easily gt them through google. I personally dont like the question and didn’t want to write it over here. But seeing the popularity of the blog the following people wanted to convey their views through Necker Cubicle.

K Karunakaran: I have the formula for all problems of chickens crossing the road.

RMS: I have only one thing to say to chickens. Value your freedom or you will lose it, teaches history.
‘Don’t bother us with politics’, respond those who don’t want to cross the road.

Achuthananthan: The question is a proof that the preceptors of globalization implementing their agenda or else why not our own ‘Which came first? Mango or the seed’ question? Only CPM can rise against these evil effects.

K Muraleedharn: The chickens crossed the road to join DIC(K). And I assure that these chickens wont cross the road back like the Cock did! ( BTW DIC(K) is a political party in Kerala!)

Bill Gates:
If chicken had kept up with Microsoft it would have crossed the ocean by now.

Kunjalikutty: Chics!! Where? Where? Ask her to cross the road before our ice cream parlour.

Donald Knuth: There are ways to amuse yourself while doing things that’s how i look at efficiency, so does chicken at crossing the road.

Sharukh Khan: ka. ka.. ka.. kab??? There is only one CHI KHAN in bollywood and thats me. I didn’t cross the road.

Necker Cubicle says: The origin of this questions dates long back when Sri Krishna killed Kamsan. Asuras lost their dominance over the world and was looking for a way to get back their hold. And then Shukracharyar(the most intelligent of them) came up with this marvelous question which they thought had no answer. He put forward the idea of spreading the question, confusing the whole human species and there by weaken us. But, smashing their expectations humans came up with a million answers and Asuras really got pissed off. They are so busy now thinking about the answers, that we never heard of them after Kamsan!

Thank you!

I should have written this a couple of days back, the same day when I wrote the ‘goodbye’ article in my old blog. Well, as they say, “Better late than never”. Nothing much to write in this post.This is a thanks giving article to those people who are responsible for the making of this site.

Pramode Sir: He is the one from whom I learned about this wonderful publishing software, WordPress, and how it can be integrated with your website. Thank you sir.

Anish Bhaskaran: He is the one who made me do this. He pointed me to the tempting offer the domain name provider was offering. Thank you, dude. (BTW, you have no internet identity and I guess the link I gave is proper :P)

Rakesh: It was with his credit card the domain got registered. Thank you, buddy.

Romana: I am using a picture taken by her in my front page (presently) and I have not asked her permission,sorry for that. And thank you! (the pic is awesome)

5 things to do during B Tech

It is almost a year since I passed out from GEC Thrissur. The 4 years might be the best for most of the people (it is for me) and you could do infinite number of things during the period. But there are still people who have nothing to say about college life.. So, here are 5 things you should do before you leave the college.

Taste Alcohol:

Yes, I mean it. For me, it was a nice experience drinking alcohol (even though I did it only a few number of times). I recommend that one should really feel how alcohol makes you feel ‘high’ at least once. And please note that I said ‘taste’ and not ‘to get addicted’ (there are people who mistook my words). And this is not meant for people with a weak heart.

Hang out:

There are a lot of places inside and outside the college which are worth visiting than the boring lectures. Cutting classes are not a crime and you can do that only when you are in college. The thought of cutting classes adds excitement to the trips. Feel it for yourself. The trips - be it short or long - when it is with friends, it means ultimate fun and enjoyment.

Learn a new Art:

This can be anything from learning karate, guitar etc to flirting. 4 years is quite a long time and definitely long enough to learn your stuff thoroughly. I know people who haven’t even seen guitar in their life 4 years back who now have their own band! This is something which I wish I had done.

Go for all the fests!

There are more than 83 colleges in Kerala and all these colleges have their own technical/cultural festivals. Don’t miss an opportunity to make a visit. The exposure you get from the fests - technical, cultural, glamour, philosophy - is more than what i can explain. You can see almost all hot chics alive in Kerala for a cultural fest and almost all geeks for technical.

Have as much fun as you can:

Make as much friends as you can from college. Do as much mischiefs as you can. Make each moment in your college an event. It is undoubtedly the golden period of your life. I would like to quote something a friend of mine told on the farewell day “I regret that i have not enjoyed my 4 years in college”. Dont make this mistake. It does not matter what you do, just make sure that your life in campus is filled with fun.

I was supposed to write this article a couple of days back, but couldn’t do it. This post is inspired from Naveen’s confessions.