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Balaman in news!

Don’t get confused with superman or spiderman when you hear ‘Balaman’. It is the short form of Balan Ammavan (uncle). He is my mother’s uncle and she calls him Balaman and we (me, my brother, my cousins etc..) took it(the name) as it is. I have mentioned about him once here. When I met him a couple of months back he mentioned about this free yoga classes which he was giving to the people of his village, I felt proud of him. And last week this news was in Mathrubhumi (one of the leading newspapers of Kerala).

From Balaman

A brief translation of the news is as follows.

Kolazhi panchayat is planning to train, each and every person of the village, Yoga! This is as a part of making the village a ‘healthy village’. The hall is sponsored by Brahmanasabha of Achyuthapuram temple. The training is completely free of cost which includes yoga training, breathing exercise and meditation. V Balaram, C M Vijayan, M Girijan, Jayaram, Jayan, Suresh Babu leads the training team.

There are much more activities like camps against tobacco and plastic usage, cleanliness etc… in the panchayat plan.

From Balaman

PS1: The person standing in the centre of the second picture is Balaman (a.k.a Balaram).

PS2: Balaman is a retired headmaster. He used to teach science in high school and was a teacher in Teacher’s Training College.

Sorry, you are giving the wrong lessons.

I have this habit of getting into the nice guy’s suit at times. And a few times when I was in the suit I took the risk of teaching some of my classmates. Remember, these are people who did their bachelors in computer science and has a gate score (>95 percentile). This one was the latest that happened.

Me: Well.. forget about the low and intermediate level representation. Consider the control flow of this high level program.

a = 1

if ( a not equal to 0)
print ‘hello’
else
print ‘world’.

So, what do you think it will print?

Friend 1: world?

Me: WORLD!!!

Friend 1: Hello?

Me: Hmm..

friend 1: Hello World.

I nearly had a nervous breakdown.

Before a few months I happened to overhear one of my classmate trying to make another understand, how important Java is. And all of a sudden I heard the following sentence, which reminded me about Pramode sir’s blog article .

friend 2: Computer Science is JAVA.

Me: ……. …. … so JAVA is a programming language and programming is a part of computer science. You see the difference, don’t you?

friend 2: Yup.. But the biggest part of computer science is Java.

Me: :(

Some people never change!

Once I dared to teach someone a bit of complexity analysis. I could not believe that the guy was not joking when he asked such a question.
Me: .. thus the complexity of the algorithm is O(log^2 n). That is a cool proof, right?
friend 3: Yes. But what is the complexity if the input is not n but m?
Me: !!!

Kaun Banega Confused..

I love this guy.. Enjoy the video clip.. :)